Where is she planning on getting it?

Sarah isn't a sex criminal and she will probably lead the R Party.

When Sarah Palin's 413-page autobiography, Going Rogue: An American Life, hit stands Tuesday, readers discovered the governor's most mavericky move yet: The book lacks an index. So Slate has compiled its own. Just print out this index, paste it into the back of your copy, and start skipping around! (And, yes, the page numbers are real.)

What would you do as a party if that happens?

On the Democratic side, it's entirely possible that Barack Obama might sit down with his advisors in 2011, take a long look at his 30% job approval rating, the Republican resurgence in the House and Senate, and the $17 trillion national debt he created, and pull another Lyndon Johnson: "I do not choose to run."

What would you do as a party if that happens?

As Judith Doctor, a 69-year-old spiritual therapist, told The Washington Post’s Jason Horowitz at Palin’s book signing in Grand Rapids, Mich., “She’s alive inside, and that radiates energy, and people who are not psychologically alive inside are fascinated by that.”

"...But Palin did not write her letter to God; she wrote the letter from God, assuming His role and voice herself and signing it �Trig�s Creator, Your Heavenly Father.� If I may say so � Oy!
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She suffers from Narcissistic Personality Disorder. She's fucking dangerous...

Caustic, what does Palin mean by this. Are you moving to Israel? Is she fucking nutz?

Need I say more? Vivica, you look marvelous!!

In their younger days Todd looked like Levi.

In their younger days Todd looked like Levi.

Caustic, what does Palin mean by this. Are you moving to Israel? Is she fucking nutz?

'Stumping for her new autobiography, Sarah Palin has made a round of interviews with high profile media figures such as Oprah Winfrey and Barbara Walters. In the Walters interview Palin justified her support for expansion of Jewish settler enclaves on Israel's West Bank with a strange prediction. Walters asked, "Now let's talk about some issues - the Middle East. The Obama Administration does not want Israel to build any more settlements on what they consider Palestinian territory. What is your view on this ?" Palin responded, "I disagree with the Obama Administration on that. I believe that, um, the Jewish settlements should be allowed to be expanded upon because the population of Israel is going to grow. More and more Jewish people will be flocking to Israel in the days and weeks and months ahead."'

Look at her eyes, you can tell she is nutty as a peach orchard bull even back then.

WASILLA (The Borowitz Report): Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin today issued the following "thankfulnesses list":

This being my list of the thankfulnesses I'm tapping into this year...

I have thankfulness that we have a President who is learning to celebrate our American holidays like Thanksgiving and Christmas also, even though he didn't have either of those days when he was growing up in Kenya.

I have thankfulness that we live in a country where we have the freedom to speak, even though Todd has never done so actually.

I have thankfulness that little Falcon was found safe and sound in that box, being that I was worried sick about him flying around in that balloon.

I have thankfulness for all of those Jewish settlements on the West Bank, seeing that Jewish people will be flocking to the Holy Land to celebrate Thanksgiving.

I have thankfulness also for the new drapes I installed in my house to keep the Russians from peeping in.

I have thankfulness that Levi posed in Playgirl, and I'm sure all the gay men who read Playgirl have thankfulness for that also.

I have thankfulness also that Levi's mom has been put in prison so I don't have to worry about her selling drugs to Willow or Piper.

And finally, I have thankfulness for all of the good people who read my book, and for the person who wrote it also.